There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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