how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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