everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
