i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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You. Win. At. Life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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