i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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Oh Jesus.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm too high and old for this...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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