Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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