Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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