What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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