Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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