The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
