Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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