Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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