dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm passing your future prison.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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