I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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