A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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