Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He had one of those small greek statue penises
do herpes really smell.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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