whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
