That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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