Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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