So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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