Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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