I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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