Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We need to get me chipped asap
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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