I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
