Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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