I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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