I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
All the doctor said was why
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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