the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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