So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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