the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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