dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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