I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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