how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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