I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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