What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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