At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.