just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.