North Korea, Best Korea!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?