when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.