I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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