worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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