I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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