No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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