I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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