google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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