these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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