So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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