He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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