Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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