Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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