nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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