i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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