Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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