Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Small penises have feelings too.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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