I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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