this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Randomize
