About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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Are you 5:30 blackout again?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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