Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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