I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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