The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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