all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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